You May Say

You may say that I’m scary
Your jaw, it may gape
You may say I’m a beast
But I am a great ape.

You may say that I’m hairy
Though I’m silvery too
But I am a great ape
What does that mean to you?

You may say that I’m wild
But I am a great ape
And I can’t be trusted
To not try to escape.

I am a great ape, but
You may hold me for ransom
Take a look at my intro
I’m so effing handsome.