Tongue-in-cheek. Here's me singing my poem -- which you can read here and working on my video editing skills (I'm still very much a beginner and this was great practice for me).

Warning: singing is not my strong point.
Warning: neither is video editing

Warning: this is not for anyone sensitive to political incorrectness.

Nominations:

@deirdyweirdy
@eonwarped

My video is at DLive