This poem was inspired by an entertaining conversation I had with @monchhichi23 and
@dreemsteem (in the comments section of below post) about eating spicy crawfish.
You can read @monchhichi23's post about cooking crawfish here. Suck the heads Pinch the tail
Don't forget there's still time to join in with @dreemsteem's pirate hunt for Thursday night!!
RV Madness
My dream is to win lotto
And buy a big RV
Then travel round America
First stop will be @monchhichi23
I’m supplying the Lobster
Monchhichi has crawfish
We’ll rustle up deliciousness
But I’ll regret that spicy dish
Someone has got Bubble Gut
I won’t mention who
Needless to say that someone
Keeps running to the loo
From there we’ll collect up @dreemsteem
And head for Crusty Crab
Monchhichi’s banned from spicy food
So she can’t contaminate the cab
We’ll eat crustaceans till we’re bursting
Then roll back to RV
Undo all the buttons
And chill till tomorrow’s spree
Dreemsteem gets out her treasure map
"Arrrghh" we hear her cry
"Let's go and find some bounty!!!!"
“Aye Aye Captain” we all reply
@kiwideb say "let’s get
@dreemit
And take her for a ride"
We head for New York City
So more fun can’t be denied
The RV’s filled with cackling
The painful side-splitting kind
Us fillies out for trouble
Leave Southern California behind
We reach Upstate New York
Where Dreemit jumps on board
She shows us lovely waterfalls
The beauty strikes a chord!
In New York we get pizza
And eat in Central Park
Then off to see Lady Liberty
She’s lit up after dark
Oh how I wish for lotto
So I can visit all my friends
And buy that big RV
To LIVE how this story ends
Thanks for visiting!
Images from Pixabay and Clipart Library
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