My car is making sounds
So I'm limping it around
I'm praying repairs aren't much
But it seems to be the clutch

I take it to a mechanic
I'm trying not to panic
But he seems to be deducting
That my car is self destructing

I'm putting out some feelers
By ringing local dealers
(And I quote)
"Well those transmissions are shit
You'll have to just replace it"

"I live quite remotely
So I need you guys to quote me"
FUCK!!! $10000 Bucks 👀
Christ!! This quite frankly sucks

My fucking Fords Transmission
Has put me in a position
Of being incredibly stuck
But Ford don't give a fuck

When the quote is drafted
I feel like I'm being shafted
I don't know what to do
But by Christ I'm in the Poo

Where will I get the money
This shit really isn't funny
It's sending me bankrupt
So I'm well and truly FUCKED

Now my car is going
I should be back to 'to and froing'
But I can't afford the diesel
Coz Fords a fucking weasel!!