A sailor and a pirate meet in a bar and start telling each other about their adventures on the seas. The sailor notices that the pirate has a wooden leg, a hook in his hand and an eye patch and asks the pirate:
— And how did you end up with that wooden leg?
The pirate replies:
— We were in the middle of a storm and a wave threw me into the sea, I fell among a bunch of sharks. While my friends were pulling me up, a shark bit my leg off.
— Wow!, replied the sailor. — And what happened to your hand, why do you have that hook?
— Well… we were boarding an enemy ship and while we were fighting with our swords against the other sailors, an enemy cut my hand.
— Unbelievable!, said the sailor, — And what happened to your eye?
— A passing pigeon dropped excrement in my eye.
— You lost your eye because of a pigeon dropping?
— Well… it was my first day with the hook…
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