Melania's Jacket: Where was Jeeves????????

Coming on the heels of a very successful week on Steemit, American Carnage, the social media platform's most successful comedy blog has announced plans to transition to a "360, Multi-Platform, Vertically

Netflix and chill? More like Netflix and kill! Today Netflix CEO Reed Hastings announced that everyone's favorite online streaming service will release 435 original snuff films this year. Can you say

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(I nominate @themadgoat and @bleedpoet) Chapter 1 When I married my first wife I thought I was the luckiest man in the world. "You two look so good together," they would always say. It was a

Although our marriage was on the rocks, we decided to try to make it work. We broke down and hired a live-in lizard wrangler. "G'arvo mate. I ga' a call say der' wiz a right bludger inis' house wan'

Netflix and chill? More like Netflix and kill! Today Netflix CEO Reed Hastings announced that everyone's favorite online streaming service will release 435 original snuff films this year. Can you say

At first things seemed all hunky dory when we took home this little bundle of joy. I asked my wife what we should call him. "Well I always dreamed of having a son and calling him Tristan." I

When I married my first wife I thought I was the luckiest man in the world. "You two look so good together," they would always say. It was a wedding like no other. I danced myself silly. It was

Remember to tip the TSA agent After your full body cavity search Get inspired: make sure to write a hilarious stand up comedy routine about the inadequacy of airline peanuts If you see something say something.

Elizabeth, NJ In a big win for the Body Acceptance Movement, Victoria's Secret announced today that they will cast Harry Kowalski, a dock worker and part time lingerie model from Northern, New Jersey.

It's springtime and love is in the air, but it's not only the young who are having their fair share of hanky panky. These photos of elderly couples prove that love is possible at any age and we at American

The Smithsonian Air and Space Museum announced today that an exhibit featuring President Franklin Delano Roosevelt's famous jet pack chair will open later this summer. Dr. Peter L. Jakab ,curator of the

I think we can all agree that Natalie Portman is basically perfect. A more beautiful star has never before graced the silver screen. Whether you've seen her "Closer" or "Black Swan,"

In a big win for proponents of shellfish ideation based diets, the Food and Drug Administration announced today that the mere act of thinking about 5 to 7 clams a day could pose significant health benefits

Once a year in the United States we choose to honor the women who give us life and are there for us through thick and thin. Yet, when it comes to American moms, they couldn't be more disappointed in you.

Supreme Court to Rule on Whether Justices Will be Allowed to "Go Commando" Under Robes

On a rooftop in downtown Portland, Maine a local daredevil ties his shoes. Pausing for a moment after cracking his knuckles, a laconic Wendell Wilson mutters to himself. "Well, it's now or never".

Photos from the Met Gala

Tech entrepreneur Elon Musk appeared at the Met Gala Monday with the Canadian musician Grimes. The appearance by the couple at the star studded event confirmed a hunch from a British MI6 agent that the