<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>https://ecency.com</link><image><url>https://ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>https://ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2026 00:27:55 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://ecency.com/@americancarnage/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Melania's Jacket: Where was Jeeves????????]]></title><link>https://ecency.com/@americancarnage/melania-s-jacket-where-was-jeeves</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@americancarnage/melania-s-jacket-where-was-jeeves</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[americancarnage]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2018 22:25:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/HNWT6DgoBc14riaEeLCzGYopkqYBKxpGKqfNWfgr368M9Uwgpa3jqUyFpNFpf9SYxAexsZ5hkE3SAqfLtrQ84aP8duGkKZCy7oHq4LojRsVJuM9dbziBwbMacrS?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Stepping Its Game Up: American Carnage Announces Plans To Become A "360 Multiplatform Vertically Integrated Global Media Brand"]]></title><description><![CDATA[Coming on the heels of a very successful week on Steemit, American Carnage, the social media platform's most successful comedy blog has announced plans to transition to a "360, Multi-Platform, Vertically]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@americancarnage/stepping-its-game-up-american-carnage-announces-plans-to-become-a-360-multiplatform-vertically-integrated-global-media-brand</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@americancarnage/stepping-its-game-up-american-carnage-announces-plans-to-become-a-360-multiplatform-vertically-integrated-global-media-brand</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[americancarnage]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2018 22:15:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/HNWT6DgoBc14riaEeLCzGYopkqYBKxpGKqfNWfgr368M9UvYrySrsMkBEe4bCr2xUHz7fWLCAivA1Wa8349sTwy1tYAiW69bbuJGZaWgV9MNFSh5CHiMMqxuvQE?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comedy Open Mic Round #17 Netflix Plans To Release 435 Original Snuff Films This Year]]></title><description><![CDATA[Netflix and chill? More like Netflix and kill! Today Netflix CEO Reed Hastings announced that everyone's favorite online streaming service will release 435 original snuff films this year. Can you say]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@americancarnage/comedy-open-mic-round-17-netflix-plans-to-release-435-original-snuff-films-this-year</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@americancarnage/comedy-open-mic-round-17-netflix-plans-to-release-435-original-snuff-films-this-year</guid><category><![CDATA[comedyopenmic]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[americancarnage]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 09 Jun 2018 02:28:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/HNWT6DgoBc14riaEeLCzGYopkqYBKxpGKqfNWfgr368M9WsHQ55utFncS8vTAmA8HQ8G2umezRCAUtB1XCpfpt4S6BaUBfoxx23Vja2QEdZPUk3g7rryiAy8pdC?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comedy Open Mic #17 Nomination]]></title><description><![CDATA[Nomination: I hereby nominate @themadgoat And @bleedpoet To enter the contest]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@americancarnage/comedy-open-mic-17-nomination</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@americancarnage/comedy-open-mic-17-nomination</guid><category><![CDATA[comedyopenmic]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[americancarnage]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2018 23:48:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/HNWT6DgoBc14riaEeLCzGYopkqYBKxpGKqfNWfgr368M9Wy8sQ2wGteM91L3fKxoTNH2xsLGsth4HnHbXP3YN7XUFPpcqNPLDEuUhoAvLAzbFTjXdcZwHTuemHp?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comedy Open Mic Round # 17: Why Buying An Exotic Animal Will NOT Save Your Marriage: The Saga Continues]]></title><description><![CDATA[(I nominate @themadgoat and @bleedpoet) Chapter 1 When I married my first wife I thought I was the luckiest man in the world. "You two look so good together," they would always say. It was a]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@americancarnage/comedy-open-mic-round-17-why-buying-an-exotic-animal-will-not-save-your-marriage-the-saga-continues</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@americancarnage/comedy-open-mic-round-17-why-buying-an-exotic-animal-will-not-save-your-marriage-the-saga-continues</guid><category><![CDATA[comedyopenmic]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[americancarnage]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2018 21:39:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/cyxkEVqiiLy2ofdgrJNxeZC3WCHPBwR7MjUDzY4kBNr81L8ebsfYVheHZGm6fN1x7C5km8tZ6wqyENhkXYAFutJnT4z67nS2q7UJhZboHeZmtqqKbzbqLgjXxUSYBpxoLpN?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[DON'T DO IT! Why Buying An Exotic Animal Will Not Save Your Marriage Part 3]]></title><description><![CDATA[Although our marriage was on the rocks, we decided to try to make it work. 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"Well I always dreamed of having a son and calling him Tristan." I]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@americancarnage/part-two-don-t-do-it-why-buying-an-exotic-animal-will-not-save-your-marriage</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@americancarnage/part-two-don-t-do-it-why-buying-an-exotic-animal-will-not-save-your-marriage</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[americancarnage]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2018 19:02:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/cyxkEVqiiLy2ofdgrJNxeZC3WCHPBwR7MjUDzY4kBNr81RPAZfVyzaR4H1bpX3taWmFf3uhbdegyz1M4rjRQMoiJWfqFcPajwvFZwM2NKmCMqd7xt22Re2NeQ6XKjKgednn?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[DON'T DO IT!: Why Buying An Exotic Animal Will Not Save Your Marriage]]></title><description><![CDATA[When I married my first wife I thought I was the luckiest man in the world. "You two look so good together," they would always say. It was a wedding like no other. I danced myself silly. It was]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@americancarnage/don-t-do-it-why-buying-an-exotic-animal-will-not-save-your-marriage</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@americancarnage/don-t-do-it-why-buying-an-exotic-animal-will-not-save-your-marriage</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[americancarnage]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2018 20:38:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/cyxkEVqiiLy2ofdgrJNxeZC3WCHPBwR7MjUDzY4kBNr81RPAZfVyzaR4H1bpX3taWmFf3uhbdegyz1M4rjRQMoiJWfqFcPajwvFZwM2NKmCMqd7xt22Re2NeQ6XKjKgednn?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Tips For International Travel]]></title><description><![CDATA[Remember to tip the TSA agent After your full body cavity search Get inspired: make sure to write a hilarious stand up comedy routine about the inadequacy of airline peanuts If you see something say something.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@americancarnage/tips-for-international-travel</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@americancarnage/tips-for-international-travel</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[americancarnage]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2018 18:20:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/HNWT6DgoBc14riaEeLCzGYopkqYBKxpGKqfNWfgr368M9V3ryWMm3FNmvQxqB2EbphSyECvrNndFUE2EAHqfLWxN2uNPwGgs1EqTdTFHDwiihtgCupDVxvxekEr?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Body Positivity FTW! Victoria's Secret Casts Hairy, Overweight Male Lingerie Model With Ulcer Who Wretches Uncontrollably On Everyone He Meets!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Elizabeth, NJ In a big win for the Body Acceptance Movement, Victoria's Secret announced today that they will cast Harry Kowalski, a dock worker and part time lingerie model from Northern, New Jersey.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@americancarnage/body-positivity-ftw-victoria-s-secret-casts-hairy-overweight-male-lingerie-model-with-ulcer-who-wretches-uncontrollably-on</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@americancarnage/body-positivity-ftw-victoria-s-secret-casts-hairy-overweight-male-lingerie-model-with-ulcer-who-wretches-uncontrollably-on</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[americancarnage]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 03 Jun 2018 18:21:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/HNWT6DgoBc14riaEeLCzGYopkqYBKxpGKqfNWfgr368M9Wd4kJap21bgKxWGWsCZHjJunjdz7UPP7b9VQXQpMku793GcGLQGZv9mZNZdqpCfwnaujE9PDGZuT1Y?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Ew! Gross! These Disgusting Photos of Elderly Couples Will Show You That Love is Possible At Any Age]]></title><description><![CDATA[It's springtime and love is in the air, but it's not only the young who are having their fair share of hanky panky. 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Pausing for a moment after cracking his knuckles, a laconic Wendell Wilson mutters to himself. "Well, it's now or never".]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@americancarnage/a-new-craze-is-taking-off-among-seniors-parkour</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@americancarnage/a-new-craze-is-taking-off-among-seniors-parkour</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[americancarnage]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2018 20:49:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjWPGGUiZ9pqnZoj8JHYxCCp9dtn2QVeKMnQdnBZuyGicLrpskkUASScUd2PvLkRL7zY1wjCXYWKqKJYjpoX8neSa6qrVYa2NHnDDvmpHiUvr?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Who Wore it Better?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Photos from the Met Gala]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@americancarnage/who-wore-it-better</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@americancarnage/who-wore-it-better</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[americancarnage]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2018 20:06:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjWPGGUiZ9pqnZoj8JHYxCCp9dtn2QVgbVBUuycK9QSc51nPkQnvwVVCosSZGZ6iLNfQ9EKXVAFhn4ix3oeN6UMbz1kcwCrAiXmc7TNck8ngv?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[At Met Gala Elon Musk Bested by Debonaire British Spy in High Stakes Game of Backgammon]]></title><description><![CDATA[Tech entrepreneur Elon Musk appeared at the Met Gala Monday with the Canadian musician Grimes. 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