Find some Humor, Why so serious?
1
- TEACHER: How old is your father?
KID: He is 6 years.
TEACHER: What? How is this possible?
KID: He became a father when I was born.
(logic: Children are quick and always speak their mind)
2
- TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find the North America.
MARIA: Here it is?
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered North America?
CLASS: Maria!!
3
- TEACHER: Glenn, How do you spell "crocodile"?
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
TEACHER: No, That's wrong.
GLENN: Maybe it's wrong but you ask me how I spell it.
(briliant)
4
- TEACHER: Donald, What is the chemical formula for Water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday, You said H to O.
5
- TEACHER: Clyde, Your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother. Did you copy this?
CLYDE: No sir! It's the same dog.
(I like this kid)
6
- TEACHER: Harold, What do you call a person who keep talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A Teacher!
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