Just for fun!
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Curious me to Love Guru: Guru ji, please tell me what is the difference between arrange marriage and love marriage?
Guru: My dear student! Do you know what is the difference between a murder and suicide?
Me: I know.
Guru: I don't think so. If you have known the difference, you would have not asked me such a stupid question!
I could understand only after marrying with my love. Oh! I had committed suicide! Otherwise, my parents were bent on murdering me.
My love for pussy, forced me to khudkushi!