Funny things that my friend told me a few days ago. When we were new in the UAE he got his first job so one guest asked for the bill π΅ so when he went to the table the customer asked him Visa? He answered with full confidence in his voice "Yes Madam I have 3 months Visit Visa! then both women were like what?
- AlHosn Khalidiya Abu Dhabi UAE
The women show the swiping gesture π then they all laugh π "Oh visa or MasterCard you mean?" π So she paid her bill with Visa card β οΈ while the guy just want to run away as far as possible π
- On the way home π‘ from work. Sunset π
The next story happened to me when I was managing this restaurant in Kuala Lumpur Malaysia. My staff went to take the order I was in a meeting and suddenly my staff went to me and asked "boss Customer ask for sprite we only have 7up" I said "tell the customer buy it in 7Eleven"
- Abu Dhabi UAE
So he went to the table with confidence and a loud clear voice he said to the customer "Sir My boss says you can buy Sprite at 7Eleven" me and the other managers were laughing π€£ so I called the guy I said are you ok? He said yes boss sorry boss I forgot you're joking only π€£ yes exactly. Now you get it my god bro focus π€£
- Abu Dhabi UAE
Even the customers were laughing I said sorry to them of course it's good that the customers knew it was a joke π€£.
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