The Comedy Open Mic Showcase


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This is our weekly showcase where we highlight posts in this community shared here in the last seven days. These are the posts that have impressed us at COM the most.

Now, let's get into this week's showcase.

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@mariela53 - My sister's hair looked like a carnival [ENG-ESP]

When I remember this anecdote I laugh until I cry. Although that time I almost fell long and hard. I remember it was the first dye I applied to my sister's hair and it was a disaster. My sister was happy, she was happy, I was going to do some highlights in her hair. She wanted it very concealed. But I got a little carried away or I didn't know the technique hahahaha. First I pulled out the very thick strand of hair through the hole in the cap and second I made a mess hahahaha. First I had to apply a lighter color of my sister's hair color that I would use as a base to make the highlights and I didn't do it.

I had bought a cap to remove the strand and then apply the bleach to bleach the hair. My sister had very black hair, too black, I thought that when she bleached it was the same for all hair colors and that before it was not necessary to apply a base on the hair to make the strand look better hahaha.

@mariela53/my-sisters-hair-looked-like-a-carnival-eng-esp

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@Blanchy - Blah blah blah! Longest title ever!

Her grandson came to visit one day and Peak'd was open on his granny's laptop. David was a diamond level Splinterlands player and was intrigued that his granny had a Hive platform open on her laptop. Was this some kind of joke. He looked at the profile. @badbitch82
Ganggee you dark horse.

"Woooahhh, she has 150,000 Hive Power, 50k delegated."
"She a bloody whale man!!!"

David scrolled down through his grandmothers delegation and his mouth dropped.
He had delegated 20k to the big black cocks community.
10K to dporn, 10k the Hive Felching community.
5k to the pegging community
5K to the Hive Swingers.

@blanchy/crypto-gives-us-more-privacy-claims-local-hive-community-member-whose-every-transaction-is-recorded-on-the-blockchain

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@trifecta-tt - Butchered by a Barber but I Deserved It

At that time, a lot of businesses, including barbers and hairdressers were forced to close their shops, and while they were doing home visits, I wasn't really comfortable inviting a barber into my home, so I grew my hair out, right? Simple. And after a while, I was quite pleased with the length so I just stuck with it.

This year though, my hair got very brittle and started to break. Might be stress, I don't know. Anyways, I decided to catch up with a barber and get a nice, little trim, kinda faded but still feminine. Nope, I do not think that that's an oxymoron.

@trifecta-tt/butchered-by-a-barber-but-i-deserved-it

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@por500bolos - An outrageous unusual new experience on Hive.

Could it be that the voting automation algorithms failed today? Could it be that the external platforms and services for automatic voting are temporarily down and out-of-order? Could it be that the whales, orcas, the opulent trails/guilds and big "content curators" of our ecosystem took a break from their hard work?

Or is it simply that almost all the users that today and at this hour appears there on the stellar page of the link that you will come across when clicking on the colored phrases, all of them are just newbies and with a reputation below 70 as to be taken into account for a truly and serious organic "curation" for their content contribution? Yeah, let me know if you still had a chance to see what I've already seen!

@por500bolos/an-outrageous-unusual-new-experience-on-hive

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@supernova004 - Sweet Poison

​So Mama Ify sent her boy Ify to bring us the package. Ify also came with a plastic container. He said his mother decided to add this freshly made juice for us because it was Easter and we needed to celebrate fully.
We collected the food and drink. I wanted to gulp the drink. Because it's the food that has an issue and not the drink but Philip said no, that he's sure Mama Ify brought a drink so it could help push the poisons from our taste buds faster to our stomach. That it was her wish that we died before midnight. Na wa o! 🙄

@supernova004/sweet-poison

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These are this week's showcase posts. They are funny, well-written, and outright amazing. Make sure to check them out.

Remember, @captaincryptic invites you all to use the [HIVE-155986] tag in your posts to earn yourself some @lolztoken.

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