The weirdest food combo that I have ever done was by mistake, not planned. I was planning on taking the remaining rice at home to work, and I have already boiled 2 eggs to put inside, then dragged my chilled Hollandia yogurt from the fridge. Only to get to the kitchen and my siblings have already packed the rice, leaving beans for me. I was already running late. So I packed the bean in a food warmer. Put the egg in my lunch box and still add my Hollandia inside.
I planned on eating the egg in the morning as I got to the office, then the beans in the afternoon, maybe the yogurt at midday. But I became busy the moment I got to the office. By the time I was through with what I was doing, it was time for lunch, and I was very hungry, without thinking twice. I broke the eggs, peeled the skin, and dropped it inside my beans and brought out the yogurt pour it inside the cup.
My beans were soft and a little peppery, and my egg was just sitting down pretty, like it belonged there. My yogurt was sweet and cold, and I had to pour it out in a cup to wash down the food. I can hear my stomach complaining and asking, Excuse me, madam, who authorized this combo you are sending down?
By the time I took the first spoonful, I didn't even understand the taste anymore; it was confusing. Bean is already yelling, "I'm spicy!" Egg was whispering: "I'm soft and shouldn't be here. Hollandia is like, I'm sweet and creamy; I hope you know what you are doing. It was like three different accents in one plate. My tongue felt like it was at a UN conference.
All this was just preamble compared to when I finished eating; that's where the real problem started. Beans on their own have already declared world war in my stomach; then came the yogurt, and the gas and the fermentation were not normal again.
After, like, 30 minutes, I started producing trumpet sounds that I never rehearsed 馃槀馃槀. Please, nobody should try this kind of combo; let the law ban it totally. Imagine my colleagues faces that day when they saw that combo. I can only imagine my mother's reaction if she caught me eating that kind of combination. That wasn't food I ate that day; what I ate is init.
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