#urdujokes

Pathan apni jaib mein pathar daal ke jaa rha tha. Aadmi: Aisa kyun kiya? Pathan: Is duniya mein us ki qadar hoti hai jis ki jaib bhari hoti hai.

Ek budia ek bus conductor ko roz roz badam deti thi. Ek baar us bus conductor ne pucha: "Amaa aap mujhe ye badam roz kyun deti hain" To budia ne jawab diya: "Beta mere daant nahin hain aur

Ustaad: Biwi ko begam kyun khete hain? Bacha: Kyunki shaadi ke baad us ke hisse ke saare gam shohar ke hisse mein chale jaate hain.....aur wo be gam ban jaati hai........

Sardaar to his wife: Agar light nahin hai to pankha to chala do na. Wife: Aakhir tum sardaar hi ho na, Aqal naam ki cheez tum mein hai hi nahin, Agar pankha chalaoon gi to mom-bati bugh jaye gi.

Ek sardaar ne apne room ko rangne ka socha Us ne chat par white paint kar diya Aur sab deewaron par likha "Same as above"

Sardaar ko gali main ek 100 rupay ka note mila Us ne jaldi se wo note utha liya Note par likha hua tha "Eid Mubarak" Sardaar ne idhar udhar dekha aur Note jaib mein rakhte hooe bola " Jee

Angrez: What is your name? Pathan: Friday Flower. Angrez: What? Pathan: Yaar jumah gul.

Pathan ke teen bache hooye, naam rakha " Hasarat Khan, Harkat Khan, Barkat Khan" Phir teen aur bache hue, naam rakha " Dariya Khan, Samondar Khan, Sailab Khan" Phir teen aur bache hue,

Ek sardaar ne ek car ke neeche lete hooye ek kute ko dekha. To kute ko ek dam se pakad ke kheencha aur bola. Sardaar: Bahar nikal bada aaya mechanic ka bacha.

Sardaar Doctor se: Raat ko sote huye meri dayeen taang bhot zyaada dard karti ha. Doctor (Check up karne ke baad): Aap ko kuch nahin hua sirf umar zyaada hone ki wajah se hai. Sardaar: Lekin doctor sahab

Sardaar: Ye teen baje wali gadi kab aaye gi? Aadmi: Wo 2 baj ke 60 minute par aaye gi. Sardaar: Main phle hi samajh gaya tha ki time badal gaya hoga.

Sardaar train ke wash room gaya wapis aaya toh biwi boli Biwi: Aap ka pajama kaise geela hua? Sardaar: Wahan likha tha khabardaar jism ka koi bhi hisa bahar na nikalen.

Ek budia cinema haal mein cold drink ki bottle le kar bethi thi ....... Kabhi 15 minute mein moo ko lagati kabhi 20 minute mein....... Paas baithe sardaar ji ko gussa aaya, us ne budia se bottle chini

Accident ke baad driver guse se: Maine head light on karke bta diya tha ki phle mujhe niklne do.... Sardaar: Maine bhi to viper chala kar bta diya tha ki ....... na putar na.

Kanjoos baap bete se: Beta ek aur ice cream khao ge? Beta: Abu maine to abhi ek ice cream bhi nahin khai! Kanjoos Baap: Beta tum bhool rhe ho ki jab hum pichle saal yahan aaye the to tum ne ek ice cream

Wife: Maire khayaal mein hamari beti ko kisi se pyaar ho gaya hai. Husband: Tumhe kaise pata chala? Wife: Kyun ki wo kuch dino se easy load ke liye paise nahin maang rahi.

Railway station par sheikh sahab ki begam: Sheikh sahab bohot pyaas lagi hai paani to la dein. Sheikh Sahab: Kyon na tumhe chiken biryaani khilaoon chatni aur salad ke saath. Begam: Ary wah chicken biryaani,

Boy 1: Ladkiyon ko "I Love You" bolne ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai? Boy 2: Daata Darbaar. Boy 1: Kyon? Boy 2: Kyunki wahan ladkiyon ne chapal nahin pheni hoti.

Ek sardaar PCO mein gaya apna mobile nikala, call ki aur bahar aa gaya. Aadmi: Sardaarji jab call mobile se hi karni thi to PCO aane ki kya zaroorat thi? Sardaar: O yaar! mere dost ne kaha tha PCO se call

Sardaar darakat se ulta latka hua tha, kisi ne pucha kya hua..? Sardaar: Yaar! sir dard ki goli khai hai, kahein pait mein na chali jaye.