#simian

Back in 2014, in the third rebooted Planet of the Apes film, named Dawn, Simian (not to be confused with the CIVOD anagram) reduces the global population. THIS OATMEAL DAILY POST WAS PUBLISHED IN NOVEMBER

This is my left hand with a normal M This is my Simian right hand What does a Simian Line mean? This is the name given to a hand line which is produced when the head and the heart line are merged into

Chimps don't give a fuck about tea! Chimps don't need to wear nappies or diapers, they prefer their shit to hit the deck! Male chimps have massive balls! Shave a chimp you'll see! A chimp will rip off