Chimps don't give a fuck about tea!
Chimps don't need to wear nappies or diapers, they prefer their shit to hit the deck!
Male chimps have massive balls! Shave a chimp you'll see!
A chimp will rip off your face and chew your dick off for a piece of cake.
Chimps are 6 times stronger than humans. Look at this poor fucker with simian alapecia but what a physique!