#quips

If I didn't say it, somebody else would have! I came across the post while it was in the "Rising" section of my Reddit app ("Reddit is Fun") and the "bait n switch" phrase

DOE SEE DOUGH Doe, a deer, a female deer. Dough, lots and lots of money. Buck, a deer, a male deer. Buck, a single piece of money. Deer, a male or female deer. Dear, costing too much money.

ALCHEMY'S FUNDAMENTAL ERROR Through the centuries, alchemists have searched in vain for a way to turn base metals into gold. They should have used plastic. A WAY TO IMPROVE WAR I always thought it would

Fun and Money. Now these are two of my favorite things! @beautyphotos

What is the point of an olive branch when it has been sharpened to a point?

Such as: "Socialism: ideas so good that they have to be mandatory". etc