IF MONEY GREW ON TREES If money grew on trees, wouldn’t that be a good thing? Then everyone would have money, right? Not really—here is a more realistic scenario. Laws would be passed regulating the growing

THE BAD SAMARITAN The Bad Samaritan was walking down the road one day when he saw a man lying unconscious by the side of the road. He asked one of the villagers, “What happened?” The villager replied,

DOE SEE DOUGH Doe, a deer, a female deer. Dough, lots and lots of money. Buck, a deer, a male deer. Buck, a single piece of money. Deer, a male or female deer. Dear, costing too much money.

ALCHEMY'S FUNDAMENTAL ERROR Through the centuries, alchemists have searched in vain for a way to turn base metals into gold. They should have used plastic. A WAY TO IMPROVE WAR I always thought it would

A COLLECTION OF PHONY STATISTICS FOR POLITICIANS AND OTHER PROFESSIONAL LIARS. The Daily Statistic is back, with more lies and misrepresentations for all you gullible people out there. These easy-to-use