#potionoftheday

Potion Name: Dog Bone Potion Note: Sends a lone wolf into your basement to eat your bones. AI Image Model: Apothecary (by KaliYuga) AI Potion Name/Description: and KaliYuga

Potion Name: Mortality Barrier Potion Note: Given to you by your most hated foe, Qwort. You will not survive to use it. AI Image Model: Apothecary (by KaliYuga) AI Potion Name/Description: and KaliYuga

Potion Name: Drunken Breast of the Sabre-Tooth Potion Note: Stimulates your ability to swim, basically. AI Image Model: Apothecary (by KaliYuga) AI Potion Name/Description: and KaliYuga

•Potion Name: Snotmaker •Potion Note: Hurls a wad of mucus on its target. If you are a frog, this will work as a natural contraceptive. AI Image Model: Apothecary (by KaliYuga) AI Potion Name/Description:

•Potion Name: Mooch Muffs •Potion Note: You can take your job back immediately if you can find one of these. AI Image Model: Apothecary (by KaliYuga) AI Potion Name/Description: and KaliYuga

•Potion Name: Drink This •Potion Note: Just drink the water. AI Image Model: Apothecary (by KaliYuga) AI Potion Name/Description: and KaliYuga

•Potion Name: Hoof of Dizol •Potion Note: Cast a crippling blast of acidic mud that sucks the moisture out of anything. AI Image Model: Apothecary (by KaliYuga) AI Potion Name/Description: and KaliYuga

•Potion Name: Licorice Beer •Potion Note: Lactose-free, made in a European country, and probably the safest thing in the whole freaking world. Also a lot of powerful alcohol. AI Image Model: Apothecary

Potion Name: Ol' Fitzy Tippity Potion Note: Makes you skinny, horny, and entirely unsatisfied. Take only one swallow for best results. AI Image Model: Apothecary (by KaliYuga) AI Potion Name/Description:

•Potion Name: Sidelot •Potion Note: Examine your stash for something worth having. I don't recommend tarantulas. AI Image Model: Apothecary (by KaliYuga) AI Potion Name/Description: and KaliYuga

Potion Name: Petrified Moon Cracker Potion Note: Little better than a stale fingernail. Keep your fingers out of your ass. AI Image Model: Apothecary (by KaliYuga) AI Potion Name/Description: and KaliYuga

Potion Name: Soul Eater Cure Potion Note: Tames your vengeful karma. AI Image Model: Apothecary (by KaliYuga) AI Potion Name/Description: and KaliYuga

Potion Name: Glow-in-the-Dark Potion Note: Just when you think you have the upper hand on your enemy, they’ll get covered in giant, glowing neon bees and you’ll be hopelessly, completely at their mercy.

Potion Name: Heirloom Crutch Potion Description: Soothes aching joints, reduces stress, and seems to remove just about all pain. AI Image Model: Apothecary (by KaliYuga) AI Potion Name/Description: and

Potion Name: Immortality Elixir Potion Note: It's like nothing on Earth has ever happened. It makes you immune to all poisons, disease, sunburn, arthritis, disfiguring illnesses, and all of the great and

Potion Name: Trite Causes your hat to spew flecks of bark in all directions Potion Note: Good for helping hunters reduce the number of blood sucking ghouls, skeletons, and other such denizens of the

Potion Name: All We Broke Potion Note: A healing potion that makes everyone absolutely terrified of you, despite their animal instincts. AI Image Model: Apothecary (by KaliYuga) AI Potion Name/Description:

•Potion Name: Drink This •Potion Note: Just drink the water. AI Image Model: Apothecary (by KaliYuga) AI Potion Name/Description: and KaliYuga

Potion Name: Leprosy Potion Note: Contains an intoxicating blend of lice and filth. Do not eat. AI Image Model: Apothecary (by KaliYuga) AI Potion Name/Description: and KaliYuga

•Potion Name: Dippity-Do •Potion Note: Exactly what it sounds like. Upon touching a warm surface, it will freeze your clothes to it. You’ll probably need to walk around in wet clothes, just for fun. AI