#mirth

And nothing from the Honeycombs? Who needs a Security Company? Switched on Waitress! So Bread can be used to stop a Dog Barking? All arrived via WhatsApp , Video is from YouTube, not my property. Captions

The Cell Phone Generation! And Long Overdue! Nothing is Closer than Family! I wonder if you can buy Russians ( Sausages) in the Ukraine? All arrived via WhatsApp , not my property. Captions are my Own.

I just do the Dishes ,Myself? Couldn't Bark if it Tried! Probably Sold Out to the Politicians? Brilliant! " A Wise Man Once Said." All arrived via WhatsApp , not my property. Captions are my

Anyone had their Fire Hose stolen? Translation: I smoked Weed for the First Time this Morning. It's not so Bad ?, I caught the Train to Work! How to park your Truck so nobody can stealit! If you think

I always thought a Vegan was someone from the Planet Vega? But would you make Headline News with Pyjamas on? Definitely the Way to Go! Family T-Shirt Selection! All arrived via WhatsApp , not my property.

Iwas helping my Son and his Friend to load a car on a Trailer yesterday, and I think I contracted this Disease? To the Best of my Knowledge this Gorilla Taxi Service never got off the Ground! The only

He will probably never have High Blood Pressure! Even Crash Test Dummies draw the line, Somewhere! Failure to Communicate! So I guess ?, She did not pass her Licence Test, Today? All arrived via WhatsApp,

Spiderman on Drugs? Takeaway Health? ( what Next?) If you'e not sure about anything ?, just ask Queen! Proof! Perhaps they are Politicians? Heads appear to be full of the same stuff! All arrived via

Pretty much ,Nailed It! I don't think any Women are going to be giving him handouts? Probably a Good Thing?, that they Never Met! I do not think this is the correct situation for this Old Adage? Video

Like asking a Cannibal , which tastes Better? " The Slowest One!" Even Shopping online?, You are still Wrong! Probably better to eat out after that? So the " Poachers taste Better ! "

Everytime I walked past this Shop. I asked when I would get the 3 Girls for the price of One? , I think they suspected that I need Glasses? We have 2 Harley's here belonging to my Son, and neither of them

Or? a comletely Portable Helicopter! I remember Steppenwolf , Magic Carpet Ride! Dogs always Tell the Truth! ( unlike Neighbours) Get an ATM card, they said! Avoid standing in Queues they said, So Banks

Tyrannosaurus X (Later Model) The Latest in Direction Finders! Proud Moment! Someone copied the way I pack things away! Surprise! All arrived via WhatsApp, not my Property. Captions are my own.

I thought Sunglasses were for not being recognised? Perfectly reasonable answer! I remember My Brother David being asked the same Question?, " Easy, I just picked up the fork, and there it was!"

The Joys of listening to the mysterious "They". Lara Croft has been taking the Wrong Steroids! Depends on whether it's raining where you are? If you need advice on starting a successful Business

And they are not even Politicians? I suppose she is doing her bit for the Blonde Legend? Talk about Ejector Seats! ( and She is not Blonde?) The King of the Old Age Home! All arrived via WhatsApp , not

What I gather from this?, is that if you use Taxi's there is a good chance you can become an Organ Donor? I told you not to let Her Fly the 'plane! I can just imagine the Frustration , when you can't get

And I have these available at a Special Price , for the Next Two Days! Know that Feeling ,only too Well! Obviously a place to Avoid? Read through this, it contains a lot of Wisdom! ( for married Men) All

Completely Understandable ! Where I was supposed to be Doing my Sound Engineer Gig ,Last Saturday! ( would have been so much Better) What is left of the Back Pocket on My Levi's ! Another Part to the "

Burying it is Probably a Better idea? For those who need to impress more than one person at a time! Perhaps he should learn to spell correctly before trying to convince her of his Logic? Somehow ?, the