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WINNERS - Lymmerik's Limerick Contest - Valentine Edition Hello all you funny Limericists! First of all , I'd like to thank you for your patience. Yesterday, my neighbor tossed out some embers from his

Lymmerik's Limerick Contest JUDGING DELAYED! Dear Limericists, Unfortunately the judging will be delayed until tomorrow Thursday February 15th 2018. I have been fighting a brush fire close to my house

Der verliebte Valentin aus Wiesen Brachte die Blumen zum sprießen Doch die liebe Melanie Hat eine Blumenallergie Jetzt muss sie andauernd nur niesen

This is my entry for the Limmerick Contest- Valentine Edition hosted by Lymmerik. You can click Lymmerik's Limerick Valentine Edition Contest" to read more about this. Valentine's Day My Funny Valentine

Hearts day is coming very soon, feeling alone again? No flowers, no chocolates, no stuff toys, Oh no! Oh my valentine, my cupid! Please don’t break my heart My heart, my achy breaky heart, it hurts! GIF

The rain and the slush and the snow I'm so ready to see it all go for here is the thing - I am ready for spring - so on Valentine's, let it be so!!! Cori MacNaughton The image above, taken three days ago

Credits: Studio Club Magazine Cuddles, lovely dinner and bubble bath Movie marathon just the two of us It tickles when he licks my neck and face I giggled as we played on the floor My perfect Valentine

Source Here's my entry into @Lymmerik's contest (go here for the contest post): On V-Day I gave her a cookie. She smiled and called me her wookie. A card and some wine -- What an evening devine! And it

Ein reicher Mann aus Amsterdam Der gestern mit dem Flugzeug kam Brachte einen Blumenstrauß Sah schon sehr vertrocknet aus Jetzt verkauft er seinen Strauß nach Gramm

My Funny Valentine I know you would not want to be my valentine You think my jack is tinier than a hair line But it will surprise you If only you take a view Then you will see the big fat sign Source Upvote

This poem is in response to @Lymmerik contest on Lymmerik's Limerick Contest - Valentine Edition Would you be mine on valentine? Please voice it out not with a sign I just want to be sure For punch is

Bloody Valentine Here we go again, another limerick contest by @lymmerik The topic this time: My Funny Valentine Since Valentine is another one of those annual events I hate, all those dates in a year

Lymmerik's Limerick Contest Hello everyone! After a long absence of Lymmerik's Limerick Contest...It's BACK! We've all heard the Limerick: There once was a gal from Nantucket...right? Okay, so let's put

WINNERS ANNOUNCEMENT: LYMMERIK'S THANKSGIVING LIMERICK CONTEST Hello, Everyone! This week I did the judging a little differently. My dear friend AnneMarie printed out the entries. She then cut off the

Just a quick little post to share my entry in @Lymmerik's Thanksgiving Limerick Contest! Come join in the limericking! Quick background. I actually wrote five Thanksgiving limericks (I like Thanksgiving.

Mum Knows Best This is my entry to @Lymmerik's Limericks contest. This week's theme is Thanksgiving. While we don't celebrate this in the UK I can understand that this is a special time when families come

This is my entry for Lymmerik's limerick Contest. Thanks-taking My vegan cousins, Nan and May Ruined our family's Thanksgiving day Dad grabbed the turkey to pluck it May hollered, "Nan, tuck it!"

UPDATE: Lymmerik’s Thanksgiving Limerick Contest Ends Tonight Your Thanksgiving Limerick is due by tonight at midnight Arizona USA Time. Better hurry and get that entry in now! Click Here for the Contest

Greetings, Steemians! Thanksgiving is just around the corner (for us folks in the U.S.A. 😍). It's a weird time for many nowadays, but I like to think of it as merely a prompt to be more aware of what

The above joke inspired me to the following limerick: Vladimir once was quite smirky, found Barack´s Thanksgiving quirky, when asked about his dinner, he answered like a winner: “Finally I will have Turkey!“