Bloody Valentine

Here we go again, another limerick contest by @lymmerik
The topic this time: My Funny Valentine


Since Valentine is another one of those annual events I hate, all those dates in a year when corporate takeover wants to dictate us to behave in a certain way, like Christmas, New Year´s, Easter and Halloween, I of course came up with a very special limerick.

Bloody Valentine

Once seven men in Lincoln Park,

were greeted with a deadly spark,

down they went, to the ground,

bullets flying around,

their Valentine got bloody dark.

Hasta la pasta muchachos!