#laffs

"To make everything 'equal', we'll take away all economic freedom and centralize all power into the hands of the state. Bureaucrats and apparatchiks know what's best for you dirty fingernails working

Jane calls her mother and says: “I'm divorcing Nathan. All he wants is sex, sex and more sex. My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece, when it used to be the size of a 5-cent piece." Her mother

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