Jane calls her mother and says:
“I'm divorcing Nathan. All he wants is sex, sex and more sex. My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece, when it used to be the size of a 5-cent piece."
Her mother says:
“You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman!
You live in an 8-bedroom mansion!
You drive a $250,000 Ferrari!
You get $2,000 a week allowance!
You take 6 vacations a year!
… and,
You want to throw all that away over 45 cents?”😂😂!
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