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I just heard this great song and had to share

Good morning y'all and welcome to today's show where I could have come up with a different title but decided against it at the last minute.. I don't think this qualifies for JOTD but you never know.. just

Teacher: "Whoever answers my next question, can go home." One boy quickly throws his backpack out the window. Teacher: "Who just threw that?" Boy: "Me, and now I’m going home."

1 Math Teacher: "If I have 6 bottles of vodka in one hand and 3 in the other hand, what do I have?" Student: "A drinking problem sir!" 2 Disclaimer: This is nothing intentional, but

1 Teacher: "Class, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Wow! Perfect! Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher:

1 Jim, Scott and Alex are worn out after traveling throughout the day and check into a hotel. When they get to reception, they discover that they need to walk 75 flights of stairs to get to their room