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raptorjesus
10y
God Officially Apologizes to Dinosaurs for Accidental Extinction Event
God Officially Apologizes to Dinosaurs for Accidental Extinction Event
In what he admits is long overdue, religious figure and creator of all existance, God, (known by various names throughout the world) has finally released a two-page apology letter for the dinosaurs and
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mma
10y
Comedian Joe Rogan Discovers he is Pregnant with Kittens
Comedian Joe Rogan Discovers he is Pregnant with Kittens
Sports commentator/podcast host Joe Rogan has happily announced that he is expected to become the father to a litter of kittens in a few short week's time. The tattooed comic revealed in his podcast last
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news
10y
Semi-Automatic Laughter Heard in Shopping Mall in Hamburg - Possible Humorist Attack
Semi-Automatic Laughter Heard in Shopping Mall in Hamburg - Possible Humorist Attack
HAMBURG, Germany -  Notorious humorist organization Osiris has again wreaked havoc on the unsuspecting populace today as bursts of semi-automatic laughter are heard in a popular downtown shopping
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feminism
10y
Feminist Grows Beard in Defiance of Patriarchy
Feminist Grows Beard in Defiance of Patriarchy
Political Activist Barbera Mentum has announced on her various social media sites yesterday that she will be growing a beard in order to help "defy the patriarchy and prove that there is no difference
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humanity
10y
First Ever Robot with Artificial Intelligence Kills Itself
First Ever Robot with Artificial Intelligence Kills Itself
Project Malcolm, the Artificial Intelligence project in supercomputing, was one of the most ambitious AI projects ever undertaken by human kind. Sadly, the project has been indefinitely laid to rest today
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whales
10y
Steem Whalers Arrested for Hunting Internet Crypto-Currency Enthusiasts
Steem Whalers Arrested for Hunting Internet Crypto-Currency Enthusiasts
Two men are awaiting trial after being caught on the high seas armed with harpoon-guns and mobile phones. The two men were allegedly hunting Steem Whales, an endangered species of highly mysterious whales
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ibsnews
10y
IBS News - Satirical News of Steemit. (Collection)
IBS News - Satirical News of Steemit. (Collection)
15-Year-Old Alt-Right Conservative Complains of being Persecuted for his Racist Opinions Cellist Yo-Yo Ma Scheduled to Fight Hologram of Frank Zappa Earth Experiences Shocking Change as Pot Smokers get
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sjw
10y
15-Year-Old Alt-Right Conservative Complains of being Persecuted for his Racist Opinions
15-Year-Old Alt-Right Conservative Complains of being Persecuted for his Racist Opinions
A sad day for believers of free speech today after the release of a viral video made by 15-year-old self-defined "Alt-Right" conservative Ben Castellan in which the upper-middle-class boy is moved to tears
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music
10y
Cellist Yo-Yo Ma Scheduled to Fight Hologram of Frank Zappa
Cellist Yo-Yo Ma Scheduled to Fight Hologram of Frank Zappa
A bizarre and slightly unexpected rift has opened between music-lovers today, after world-renowned cellist Yo-Yo Ma angrily challenged the returned hologram form of Frank Zappa to a two-enter-one-leaves
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marijuana
10y
Earth Experiences Shocking Change as Pot Smokers get Rich on Steemit
Earth Experiences Shocking Change as Pot Smokers get Rich on Steemit
\ In an almost unbelievable turn of events, late-night internet shitposters and fans of the chronic have suddenly become a dominating force in the world economy as thousands of stoned trolls become
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steemit
10y
Billionaire Bill Gates Complains his Steemit Blog Posts aren't getting Enough Attention
Billionaire Bill Gates Complains his Steemit Blog Posts aren't getting Enough Attention
Tragedy befell the well known inventor of the Windows brand yesterday, after yet another of his personal blog posts went almost entirely unnoticed by the Steemit community, gaining only 2 upvotes from
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news
10y
Florida Man Aims to Marry Least Popular Weekday
Florida Man Aims to Marry Least Popular Weekday
Bizarre fetishes have recently become a topic of interest following greater exposure to the niches of society available to be seen through television and, especially, the internet. But perhaps none is
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trump
10y
Donald Trump Withdraws as Presidential Candidate to sell Shamwows Online
Donald Trump Withdraws as Presidential Candidate to sell Shamwows Online
Shocking tens of millions of people worldwide, meme mogul and presidential possibility Donald Trump has announced this morning that he is withdrawing from the presidential election in order to further
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satire
10y
Single Parent Found Alive and Well in Playground with their Children after Smoking Marijuana
Single Parent Found Alive and Well in Playground with their Children after Smoking Marijuana
Another shocking event in an already horror-laden news week, Jan Armiensen, single mother of two, was found in a public playground with her children (4 and 6 years old) high on marijuana cannabis. The

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