Grumpy Old Git

Reasons why after 60 - 70 years old people moan.
Description

A place to have a good old moan as you shuffle across the planet.

Rules

- Protect the innocent.

- Change names and places if you need to.

- Have a moan but don't be mean.

Leadership
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Members
$0
rewards
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posters
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language
dickturpin
Grumpy Old Git
4M
Did I need to know that?
It was yet another eventful walk with Charlie this morning. As we passed the bus stop, a random, lit candle was sat next to a discarded Red Bull can. I mean, why? How did it get there? There's a factory
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dickturpin
Grumpy Old Git
4M
Neighbour from hell!
When you think of neighbours, your immediate image is probably the houses to the left and right of your property, but what about those that back onto you? Are they also your neighbours? The family that
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dickturpin
Grumpy Old Git
4M
Customer Service?
I can't remember if I've written about this place before; I probably have. There's a sandwich bar come cafe just down the road from my office, which is fairly popular. I say popular, to be honest, there's
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dickturpin
Grumpy Old Git
6M
When success is actually a failure.
I took a few days off work over the Bank Holiday weekend as my wife and I were due to look after our grandson yesterday (Wednesday) while his mum and dad went to a wedding. The plan was to take him to
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dickturpin
Grumpy Old Git
6M
Tack'n shop
So there I am at 07:30 this morning, transported back to 1973, listening to David Bowie in concert, performing Moonage Daydream at four hundred decibels on my new replacement BOSE earbuds. Charlie and
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dickturpin
Grumpy Old Git
6M
The Fat Lady Sings!
HUZZAH! The missus had already texted me to say my replacement BOSE earbuds had finally arrived, and the above notification dropped in my inbox a few minutes later. "Thank The Pond Gods, that's all
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dickturpin
Grumpy Old Git
6M
Walkies!
It's bad enough that I seem to have a face? Posture? Aura? Some invisible sign that I'm not aware of? Without Charlie encouraging all the weirdos, he can lay his hands paws on to come and harass me. Charlie
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dickturpin
Grumpy Old Git
6M
I'm not a scumbag liar!
The ongoing saga of my BOSE earbuds is finally drawing to a close. On Monday, I looked at when all this nightmare started, and it seems I first reported the faulty earbuds on the 4th of February. Now I'm
$ 4.551
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dickturpin
Grumpy Old Git
7M
It's been a week of cheeky .......s
Tuesday ☎️ "Hi Pete, I created a support ticket, but nobody has got back to me?" 👨 "Actually, you were sent a response, I saw it. It explained that you don't have any support with us, but
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dickturpin
Grumpy Old Git
7M
Oh for a carrot!
The wife works nights; she does Continental Shifts of three on and three off. When she is working and because I'm a very modern man, I cook dinner in the morning, generally at 5:00 am! So that the missus
$ 3.857
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dickturpin
Grumpy Old Git
7M
Its been there a week!
"It always seems to happen to you!" I really need to get that carved on my headstone. The saga of my faulty Bose earbuds continues after finally getting UPS to retrieve them from their locker
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dickturpin
Grumpy Old Git
7M
UPS, I hate you!
Christmas 2022 and the wife, or should that be Father Christmas? Bought me a set of Bose earbuds. I do love Bose products; the sound is so rich and immersive, and I have to say, the noise cancelling is
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