#hassanjokes

It's two friends who are in a bar, they are full to the eyes then one says to the other: - '' Tell me man, how much does a fart weigh? '' The other looks at him, thinks and answers: - '' Bha it's gas it

The director of an asylum is waiting for the delivery of a new cabinet for his office, located on the ground floor. He brings in two "patients" who are rather sturdy, and asks them if they want

the teacher gave her students a home-made essay on the theme: Tell me about your pet. Two days later, she asks Toto: - Toto, can you explain to me why you did exactly the same wording as your brother,

In an office, a secretary says to her blonde colleague: What am I tired at the moment? I would take a few days of vacation, but the boss will never want! So, before he sees us, I'll hang on to the ceiling

In a train compartment, a guy accidentally drops a fart. He does not disassemble himself, and he joins his two hands, crossing his fingers and slapping his palms together to imitate the sound

Toto sitting right behind the bus driver began to recite: -If my father was a rooster and my mother a hen I would be a chick; if my father was an ox and my mother a cow I would be a calf ... The angry