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Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that?"
Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that?"
"Yes," replies the little girl. "Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!" and fines her $5. The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got
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Joke of the day #5 - Sunday time
Joke of the day #5 - Sunday time
How are a pizza maker and a gynecologist the same? They can both smell it, but they can't taste it!
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Joke of the day #4 - It's Friday!
Joke of the day #4 - It's Friday!
A man and a boy were walking in the woods. The little boy says: "I'm scared" and the man replies "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
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Joke of the day #3 - Thursday!
Joke of the day #3 - Thursday!
Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I'm going home now.
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Joke of the day #2 - Wednesday!
Joke of the day #2 - Wednesday!
When playing tug of war with a 2yo, it's best to remember they're pulling really really hard and holy shit they travel fast when you let go!

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