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dadjok3oftheday
dadjowke
2020-03-20 05:17
I've ran out of bog roll.
So instead I've been using old financial newspapers. The Times are rough... (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
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dadjowke
2020-03-19 04:20
Apocalypse?
Someone just drove past me in a tractor shouting "The times are nigh!" I think it was farmer geddon. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
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dadjowke
2020-03-18 02:01
Singing in the shower
My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall by Oasis in the shower. I said maybe. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
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dadjowke
2020-03-13 03:45
Wifey text me
All she said was one word, "Earth"... It meant the world to me. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
yintercept
math
2026-08-02 21:21
Promoted
The Prosecutor's Fallacy in the Case of Sally Clark
The case of Sally Clark provides an interesting example of the misuse of statistics. Unfortunately most of the articles on the case explain it incorrectly
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dadjowke
2020-03-11 02:46
I just went for a job interview
When I got there I filled my water glass until it overflowed. "Nervous?" asked the interviewer, "No" I replied, "I always give 110%" (Images & Text: Designed and edited
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dadjowke
2020-03-10 02:17
My wife left me
She was seeing another man who just so happened to be deaf. Looking back, I should have seen the signs. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
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dadjowke
2020-03-07 23:29
I found a note this morning...
...saying someone is trying to kill my calendar. I feel like its days are numbered. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
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dadjowke
2020-03-03 09:49
Robbed.
I was mugged by 6 dwarves the other night... ... not happy. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
pamilerin1
The Ink Well
2026-08-06 17:29
Published via Ecency
Promoted
CNF - The Price of Silence
Government workers in Nigerian institutions have not been paid really well; chaos everywhere. The ASUU chairman decried that there is no going back on the strike action. Students ran helter-skelter, looking
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dadjowke
2020-03-01 10:14
What do you call...
...a group of hairdressers waiting for food by the fire? A barbercue. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
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dadjowke
2020-02-28 21:57
Memorable thief?
The guy who stole my diary just died... ...My thoughts are with his family. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
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dadjowke
2020-02-27 01:06
Life advice...
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes, She gave me a hug. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
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dadjowke
2020-02-25 23:52
When i was a young boy...
... my teacher told me I'd never be good at poetry because I was dyslexic. The jokes on her, I make ceramic vases and jugs for a living now. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday)
dead-pets
dead-pets
2026-08-04 13:17
Promoted
022. Fish-man Show
Dead Pets Society is a passion project of @honeydue and @godfish. It is about yearning for the other. About the desire to subvert meanings and look at the world through different eyes. To see things anew.
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dadjowke
2020-02-23 15:16
Vegan?
What's the most effective way to give up being a vegan? Cold turkey. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
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dadjowke
2020-02-21 06:48
What sounds...
like a sneeze and is made from leather? A shoe! (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
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dadjowke
2020-02-18 13:14
Our mate...
Who can drink 2 litres of petrol? Jerry can. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
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dadjowke
2020-02-17 05:02
How do you...
... cut an ocean in two? Use a sea-saw. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
zimri7
satelites
2026-08-02 18:45
Published via Ecency
Promoted
Otro Premio Guiness
Pero está oportunidad es para el Sector Tecnológico, especialmente para el de las comunicaciones satelitales - las cuales se han desarrollado en gran manera por la cantidad de satelites que ha colocado
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dadjowke
2020-02-16 03:54
My mother always used to say...
...the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Lovely woman; terrible surgeon. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
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dadjowke
2020-02-14 17:06
Did I tell you about the band?
Me and my friends have started a band called Duvet... ...we're a cover band. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
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dadjowke
2020-02-13 13:00
Stephen King has a son named Joe...
... I'm not joking, but he is. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
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dadjowke
2020-02-12 11:40
Are you...
...addicted or severely afraid of seaweed? If so, you should sea kelp. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
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