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dadjok3oftheday
dadjowke
7y
I've ran out of bog roll.
So instead I've been using old financial newspapers. The Times are rough... (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
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dadjowke
7y
Apocalypse?
Someone just drove past me in a tractor shouting "The times are nigh!" I think it was farmer geddon. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
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dadjowke
7y
Singing in the shower
My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall by Oasis in the shower. I said maybe. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
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dadjowke
7y
Wifey text me
All she said was one word, "Earth"... It meant the world to me. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
darth-azrael
photography
4d
Published via Ecency
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Vintage Photos - Lot 6 (481-484)
All of the photos in this set were take in in the late 1970s or early 1980s.
dadjok3oftheday
dadjowke
7y
I just went for a job interview
When I got there I filled my water glass until it overflowed. "Nervous?" asked the interviewer, "No" I replied, "I always give 110%" (Images & Text: Designed and edited
dadjok3oftheday
dadjowke
7y
My wife left me
She was seeing another man who just so happened to be deaf. Looking back, I should have seen the signs. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
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dadjowke
7y
I found a note this morning...
...saying someone is trying to kill my calendar. I feel like its days are numbered. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
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dadjowke
7y
Robbed.
I was mugged by 6 dwarves the other night... ... not happy. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
mmonline
Town Square
6d
Published via Ecency
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🎄 WIN 100 HIVE! Join Our International Christmas Cash Challenge! 💰🐝🌍
Christmas is coming and in some parts of the world the shops are already looking festive, and somewhere in the distance our wallets are beginning to panic! 😂 But what if we could have some fun, learn
dadjok3oftheday
dadjowke
7y
What do you call...
...a group of hairdressers waiting for food by the fire? A barbercue. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
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dadjowke
7y
Memorable thief?
The guy who stole my diary just died... ...My thoughts are with his family. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
dadjok3oftheday
dadjowke
7y
Life advice...
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes, She gave me a hug. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
dadjok3oftheday
dadjowke
7y
When i was a young boy...
... my teacher told me I'd never be good at poetry because I was dyslexic. The jokes on her, I make ceramic vases and jugs for a living now. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday)
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HiveDevs
15d
Published via Ecency
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Welcome to Pixa, Hive's sibling chain
Hi HiveDevs 👋 Some of us have been building on Steem and then Hive since 2016. Today we'd like to introduce a sibling chain: Pixa, the blockchain behind Pixagram.com, a social network for pixel art. Pixa
dadjok3oftheday
dadjowke
7y
Vegan?
What's the most effective way to give up being a vegan? Cold turkey. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
dadjok3oftheday
dadjowke
7y
What sounds...
like a sneeze and is made from leather? A shoe! (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
dadjok3oftheday
dadjowke
7y
Our mate...
Who can drink 2 litres of petrol? Jerry can. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
dadjok3oftheday
dadjowke
7y
How do you...
... cut an ocean in two? Use a sea-saw. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
onemoretea
Actifit
1d
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Autumn Skies and the Birds are Leaving - My Actifit Report Card: October 17th, 2026
Welcome to Liquid Eye’s Actifit Blog Saturday ☀️ 10209 It’s Saturday, and it was finally time to walk around Mierendorff Island again. It was surprisingly mild in the morning, before the day was eventually
dadjok3oftheday
dadjowke
7y
My mother always used to say...
...the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Lovely woman; terrible surgeon. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
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dadjowke
7y
Did I tell you about the band?
Me and my friends have started a band called Duvet... ...we're a cover band. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
dadjok3oftheday
dadjowke
7y
Stephen King has a son named Joe...
... I'm not joking, but he is. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
dadjok3oftheday
dadjowke
7y
Are you...
...addicted or severely afraid of seaweed? If so, you should sea kelp. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
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