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dadjok3oftheday
dadjowke
6y
I've ran out of bog roll.
So instead I've been using old financial newspapers. The Times are rough... (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
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dadjowke
6y
Apocalypse?
Someone just drove past me in a tractor shouting "The times are nigh!" I think it was farmer geddon. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
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dadjowke
6y
Singing in the shower
My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall by Oasis in the shower. I said maybe. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
dadjok3oftheday
dadjowke
6y
Wifey text me
All she said was one word, "Earth"... It meant the world to me. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
rlathulerie
Hive Food
1d
Published via Ecency
Promoted
Cappellettis de atún en salsa de limón y cilantro desde cero!/ Tuna cappellettis in a lemon and cilantro sauce 🍽😋
Hello foodies, cómo va su semana? Por estos lados la cocina no se detiene, y hoy estoy más que feliz de compartir con ustedes una receta súper especial ya que esta vez el chef de la casa fue mi Matías,
dadjok3oftheday
dadjowke
6y
I just went for a job interview
When I got there I filled my water glass until it overflowed. "Nervous?" asked the interviewer, "No" I replied, "I always give 110%" (Images & Text: Designed and edited
dadjok3oftheday
dadjowke
6y
My wife left me
She was seeing another man who just so happened to be deaf. Looking back, I should have seen the signs. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
dadjok3oftheday
dadjowke
6y
I found a note this morning...
...saying someone is trying to kill my calendar. I feel like its days are numbered. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
dadjok3oftheday
dadjowke
7y
Robbed.
I was mugged by 6 dwarves the other night... ... not happy. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
darth-azrael
Hive Gaming
5d
Published via Ecency
Promoted
Mindshadow (Activision/Interplay)
Mindshadow was first released in 1984 and is essentially and illustrated text adventure game.
dadjok3oftheday
dadjowke
7y
What do you call...
...a group of hairdressers waiting for food by the fire? A barbercue. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
dadjok3oftheday
dadjowke
7y
Memorable thief?
The guy who stole my diary just died... ...My thoughts are with his family. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
dadjok3oftheday
dadjowke
7y
Life advice...
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes, She gave me a hug. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
dadjok3oftheday
dadjowke
7y
When i was a young boy...
... my teacher told me I'd never be good at poetry because I was dyslexic. The jokes on her, I make ceramic vases and jugs for a living now. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday)
apnigrich
Shadow Hunters
2d
Published via Ecency
Promoted
SMARP - A Little Bit About Raspberries
This is my application for the contest Reflection Hunters Contest - SMARP (Show Me A Reflection Picture) ~ Round 287 🎺 Announcement 🎺! by @olgavita @olgavita, How's it going? Do you like raspberries?
dadjok3oftheday
dadjowke
7y
Vegan?
What's the most effective way to give up being a vegan? Cold turkey. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
dadjok3oftheday
dadjowke
7y
What sounds...
like a sneeze and is made from leather? A shoe! (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
dadjok3oftheday
dadjowke
7y
Our mate...
Who can drink 2 litres of petrol? Jerry can. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
dadjok3oftheday
dadjowke
7y
How do you...
... cut an ocean in two? Use a sea-saw. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
manuelgil64
PhotoFeed
6h
Published via Ecency
Promoted
PhotoFeed Contest - Portrait Photography Round 184: [ENG/ESP]
“Time is the longest distance between two places.” Tennessee Williams Distance I took these two photos from my personal archive many years ago during a brief trip to the coastal town of Puerto Cabello,
dadjok3oftheday
dadjowke
7y
My mother always used to say...
...the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Lovely woman; terrible surgeon. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
dadjok3oftheday
dadjowke
7y
Did I tell you about the band?
Me and my friends have started a band called Duvet... ...we're a cover band. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
dadjok3oftheday
dadjowke
7y
Stephen King has a son named Joe...
... I'm not joking, but he is. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
dadjok3oftheday
dadjowke
7y
Are you...
...addicted or severely afraid of seaweed? If so, you should sea kelp. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
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