#cryptojokes

A weekly collection of 20 crypto jokes. Source of shared Link

Bitcoin ups and down through time $30 to $2 : never hit $30 again; $150 to $30 : never hit $150 again; $1k to $150 : never hit $1k again; $20k to $4k : never hit $10k again; What do thing... will hit $10k

Everytime....#crypto trading

That feeling when you’re obsessed with $crypto @cryptojokes

For those laughing at people for their $500-$1000 XRP price predictions; Bitcoin used to be $0.003 what are u laughing about exactly? And bitcoin is used for nothing but trading on exchanges, XRP is about

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10 yrs ago #cryptojokes

2016: Bitcoin is money for criminals 2017: Bitcoin price is too high, it's going to burst 2018: Bitcoin price is too low, it's dead Today: Bitcoin is melting the planet What's next?

Advantages of the bear market; More time to do due diligence. No more FOMO investments. Less scams - investors more skeptical Less time wasted watching prices . More time spent building. Fewer Lambos/

News this week: China rules $BTC protected by law. Japan grants $crypto self regulatory status #Bitcoin doesn't dive with the stock market. It is hard to understate just how important each of these events

If you’re still in $crypto after you’ve: been scammed been dumped on woken up in complete shock bought the top of a pump panic sold the bottom 🙏 Congrats 🙏 You are fucking stupid.

Evolution of a crypto influencer, a short story:

Friendly reminder. $BTC originally created after the last credit crisis and people losing faith in the monetary & banking system we’ve got. Current situation: on the edge of a stockmarket crash &

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