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tamaralovelace
funny
8y
Eww! Gross!
Eww! Gross!
When you tell a blonde she has a chip on her shoulder
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psyborg
blondejokes
8y
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Ha ha! (Blonde Joke)
Ha ha! (Blonde Joke)
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners - The lady says, "Come Again!" The blonde says, "No, this time it was toothpaste."
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puddlejumper
jokes
9y
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5 - one to stand on the ladder and four to spin the ladder.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5 - one to stand on the ladder and four to spin the ladder.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5 - one to stand on the ladder and four to spin the ladder.
puddlejumper
jokes
9y
Why did the blonde at the M&M factory get fired? She kept throwing away the W's.
Why did the blonde at the M&M factory get fired? She kept throwing away the W's.
Why did the blonde at the M&M factory get fired? She kept throwing away the W's.
puddlejumper
jokes
9y
Did you hear about the blonde skydiver? She missed the earth.
Did you hear about the blonde skydiver? She missed the earth.
Did you hear about the blonde skydiver? She missed the earth.
puddlejumper
jokes
9y
A blonde orders a pizza and is asked if she wants it cut into six or 12 pieces. She responds, "Six, please. I could never eat 12 pieces."
A blonde orders a pizza and is asked if she wants it cut into six or 12 pieces. She responds, "Six, please. I could never eat 12 pieces."
A blonde orders a pizza and is asked if she wants it cut into six or 12 pieces. She responds, "Six, please. I could never eat 12 pieces." ...just remember, “blonde” is a state of mind, not a
puddlejumper
jokes
9y
What did the blonde do when her laptop froze? Microwaved it.
What did the blonde do when her laptop froze? Microwaved it.
What did the blonde do when her laptop froze? Microwaved it. ...just remember, "blonde" is a state of mind, not a color of hair.
puddlejumper
jokes
9y
Three blondes walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would have seen it...
Three blondes walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would have seen it...
Three blondes walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would have seen it...
puddlejumper
jokes
9y
Why do blondes stare at orange juice containers? Because they say "concentrate".
Why do blondes stare at orange juice containers? Because they say "concentrate".
Why do blondes stare at orange juice containers? Because they say "concentrate".
puddlejumper
jokes
9y
What did the blonde see when she saw the box of Cheerios? "Donut Seeds!"
What did the blonde see when she saw the box of Cheerios? "Donut Seeds!"
What did the blonde see when she saw the box of Cheerios? "Donut Seeds!"
puddlejumper
jokes
9y
Why was the blonde excited about finishing the jigsaw puzzle in six months? Because the box said "2-4 years".
Why was the blonde excited about finishing the jigsaw puzzle in six months? Because the box said "2-4 years".
Why was the blonde excited about finishing the jigsaw puzzle in six months? Because the box said "2-4 years".
puddlejumper
jokes
9y
Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her purse? So she could use it as a mirror.
Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her purse? So she could use it as a mirror.
Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her purse? So she could use it as a mirror.
puddlejumper
blondes
9y
Why do blondes tiptoe past medicine cabinets? They don't want to wake the sleeping pills.
Why do blondes tiptoe past medicine cabinets? They don't want to wake the sleeping pills.
Why do blondes tiptoe past medicine cabinets? They don't want to wake the sleeping pills.
puddlejumper
jokes
9y
Blonde: What does IDK mean? Brunette: I don't know. Blonde: No one does!
Blonde: What does IDK mean? Brunette: I don't know. Blonde: No one does!
Blonde: What does IDK mean? Brunette: I don't know. Blonde: No one does!
puddlejumper
blondes
9y
A blonde and a thermos
A blonde and a thermos
A blonde notices someone with a thermos. She asks what it's for. The person tells her "For keeping hot things hot and cold things cold." The next day the blonde has a thermos of her own. Curious,

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