Salesman: Sir, do you want this powder ? Santa: For what ? Salesman: For ants Santa: No. If I give powder today, they will ask lipstick tomorrow!!

Daal m kuch kala to nai

Sardar: What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol. Plz follow me

Boss: Where were you born? Sardar: India .. Boss: which part? Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

Jo Dil Ke Ho Kareeb Use Ruswa Nahi Karte, Yun Apni Dosti Ka Tamasha Nahi Karte; Khamosh Rahoge Toh Ghutan Aur Badegi, Apno Se Koi Baat Chhupaya Nahi Karte!

Log Toot Jaate Hain Ek Ghar Banaane Mein, Tum Taras Nahi Khate, Bastiyaan Jalaane Mein; Aur Jaam Tootenge Is Sharaab-Khaane Mein, Mausmon Ke Aane Mein, Mausmon Ke Jane Mein; Har Dhadakkate Patthar Ko Log

Dil Hi To Hai Na Sang-o-Khist Dard Se Bahar Na Aaye Kyon, Royenge Hum Hazaar Baar Koi Humein Sataye Kyon!

मुझ को शिकस्त-ए-दिल का मज़ा याद आ गया, तुम क्यों उदास हो गए तुम्हें क्या याद आ गया; कहने को ज़िन्दगी थी बहुत मुख़्तसर मगर, कुछ यूँ बसर हुई कि ख़ुदा याद आ गया।

Lemonade is one of the best drink of our country. But in general or I should say in local language we call it nimboo paani or banta. Its very famous between college and school students through the name