#alwayssmile

ENG 🇺🇲 Good and blessed days to all! ☀️ Here I am with my smile ready to embrace all that life has in store for me to appreciate the little things around me. Every day is a new page in the book of life

Chintu went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the thief who had broken into his house last night. “You will get your chance in court.” said the Police. “No, no no!” said chintu. “I want to know

A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the lady, "Do you have a Vagina?" She slams the door in anger.

Money (written by Jairaj Jagtap) Money can buy a House But not a Home, It can buy a Bed But not Sleep, It can buy a Clock But not Time, It can buy you a Book But not Knowledge, It can buy you a Position

How to seal a water-leak that runs against the wall down and you have a parapet wall on the roof with roof tiles: You have two options to this problem one is a 2 year lifespan and one of a 5 year plus

I remember the first time i heard george lopez stand up comedy. It was on a cd my dad girlfriend had gave him. Man did i laugh that night. It was so funny i still remember like it was yesterday. That same