Hi fellow Hiveians, Today I wanted to lament about how ridiculous some companies try to be! Eyes Or You're Fired Every now and then you read something that is just absolutely absurd, it's like these people

sexy plants and plantiality

trash fairies

Based on a monologue given by Prospero in The Tempest

After having three poems published in a journal I thought I'd treat you to something impenetrable

I'm so angry

An AI's vision of a 1980s real estate developer's fever dream complete with bearded belly dancers. It feels as if our reality were being sucked into a black hole with irresistible force, with the fabric

terrifying bunnies

vegemite and chocolate, so sexy

Dance with the queers

The bilious frumium dissipates Cray, cray does not refer to crayfish it’s social media’s way to trendily say crazy if this were the 18th century we would have put those people in asylum’s where they could

Oompa Loompa dupity doo I've got no answers for you

You're mad. I'm mad. We're all mad

Read the second one last as it kind of explains the first one

a disasterous Christmas party in New Zealand

a low level leture on absurd theatre

My bus trip to therapy

confounded and plus sized

boredom and idiocracy

From our human perspective, the universe is absurd. Gain perspective to make sense of it.