Scatology and boredom
1
I will get off
the floor and
pray to the cleaning gods
but the carpet is so comfortable
2
I think therefore I clean
I clean therefore
I get bored
3
You know shit may
be a similar colour to
chocolate, but if you
get it on you there is no way you can lick
it off…
and that shit stains
4
I’ve fetishized the
motion of washing the floor.
If I get into the groove
I fall into a stupor and
the boredom takes over.
5
The smell of cleaning is
unpleasant.
6
Nobody told me that
older males lose
their ability to aim.
I might leave a wad of
paper on the floor in front
of the toilet cause bending over
does my back in.
7
Sometimes when you
wash dishes, do you get a waft of
the meal you just had
and really want to lick the plate.
It’s not yours and it’s kind of
gross to do that in front of others.
8
So, we’d just been given a sofa,
it was a friends.
I decided to check the sides and back
in case there were any coins.
Found a thong with
skid marks
