What am I already doing? It's already what I'm doing. Hey, diligent. Wait, this is diligent, right? What time is it, by the way? What do you mean this is diligent? There's only one diligent, bro.
Hey, I've got a unique opportunity for us. I've been asleep for three hours, I think. And we can judge whether or not you retain more, like some people say, by listening to something while you're asleep and it phones in your ear, or if you were actually listening to it.
So go ahead and ask me a question, any question. Okay, did or did not Nick Sartor ask Tim Burchett if Mike Johnson has a micropenis? He did. Yeah, it doesn't work.
It doesn't work. It doesn't work. All right, well, there you go.
All right, you have great value, Obama. Man, this has been rough because I can hear him talking in the background. I left it on so I don't have to look, but I would know when he's done.
And it's actually been detrimental to my mental health for the last hour. I imagine you're really declining faster than you probably would have otherwise. It's incredibly fatiguing, right? This is some sort of, if you want to wear somebody's willpower down, just make them listen to Hakeem Jeffries speak for an hour straight.
That's the tactic, right? It's not about actually proving your point. It's actually about wearing down your opponent's will to live. Technological warfare.
We should make people at Guantanamo listen to Hakeem Jeffries on loop. Bro, imagine if word got out to the illegals, that's how we treated them. They'd be gone.
They would never come here again once the word got out. With their eyes forced open, Clockwork Orange style. What? Is it just me, or do most of these fuckers look demonic? Thank you.
