Oh lol. It's not what you think. I just used a corpse as a comparison because everyone knows they're cold. What? You think I'm some sort of messed up mortician/ sex doll enthusiast? xD Entertaining huh?

Oh... I see. That's cool then bud. You've chosen an awesome community to debut in then. Also, my pleasure really.

No problem buddy.

Ohh... Okay. I get it now. I thought you were all bared out. Makes sense now. Still funny though.

True true... Lesson learnt

Not the only one bud

Oh, now you're really starting to scare me River. I checked with the doctors well enough though and after they did all their routine check ups, scans and tests(MRI, CP, Urine, the works), they didn't find

is in order to have the option of a church wedding for free in the future Ha! That's actually kinda smart if it does end up being the motive XD they also put a MobilePay account number up on the big screen...

G-dog with a mullet, now that's something you only see once in a lifetime😂. Smart plan though, the evil brother in you breeds genius too I see. Bro, you can't keep staring at her boobs like that, I need

Sorry to cut in but when that happens — tag me. I might just have to buy a little carrot shrub for this :)

Legs up, Legs up, shoulder level, Legs up Ha! I can never get over this story! Your commander must've been quite a piece of work🤣

because it was always the butt area. LoL, I wonder why🙂 Also, Holy shemoly! Your tits where out the whole time?🤣. Okay, that part killed me! I am dead now. Damn those bastardly cunning friends of yours

or on their laps, that way I can a get a little cozy and not feel my hard body. Oh good lord! I have a dirty mind😂 I hate it when they touch me with their greasy oiled hands rubbing it on my body. Ha!

Ahhh... A world where cloths can talk to you! Fashion will never be the same again! Aiit. I'mma just go ahead and steal that invention idea Or "I have torn don't wear me or buy me" for clothes

he was handling the paper upside down and was giving wrong analysis. It LoL, haven't we all used the same technique to woo a girl before but failed miserably?😂 Also, can't imagine picking your fingernail

Ah... And I thought I was the only one who dressed up my teddies and took em for lunch!😅 I see, y'all have been through a lot! I bet you love em!

Ahh yes...😩 Oh yes! Thank you

True tho... Yolo🥳 you’re added to the funny list now my King. Ouu... I like the sound of that. Say it one more time 😅

How do these people traveling around the world, swimming in private islands, trying exotic foods and just enjoying life do it! Not all is as it seems to be though and not everyone is as happy as they claim

Why thank you! That means a whole lot actually. And thanks for the gift