G-dog with a mullet, now that's something you only see once in a lifetime😂.

Smart plan though, the evil brother in you breeds genius too I see.

Bro, you can't keep staring at her boobs like that,

I need me a coffee like this. It could save a life.

Oh yeah, keep drinking baby, every time you take a sip I can see down your top

Bruh... This is so fucken accurate! Like wtf🤣

OMG, like I totes love the way your manly beard rubs on my rim when you sip, oh yeah you rugged, handsome beast of a man, I love it like that on my rim.

Now this — THIS ENTIRE STATEMENT — I can't even begin to imagine YOU sitting down to write! XD

You've killed me man! We need a Coffee chronicles or some shit because damn! XD

_{And to think you were going to write about a talking vibrator!}