or on their laps, that way I can a get a little cozy and not feel my hard body.

Oh good lord! I have a dirty mind😂

I hate it when they touch me with their greasy oiled hands rubbing it on my body.

Ha! There it is again🤣.

Aiii... The disturbing life of a remote is truly a sad sad one XD. If only we humans could understand the pain they go through. Funny stuff man!

_{Lol, this whole thing low-key sounds like something Disney would've animated into a Pixar animation. Hmm... :) :)}

Also, bruh... I don't think your photos are properly sourced. You might wanna make sure you use photos from copyright free sites like: unsplash.com pixabay.com or pexels.com

Yeah, either of those three would do just fine. I'm guessing you're new huh? Might wanna familiarize yourself with the community and #weekend-engagement rules then bud.

You don't wanna get muted by the host or mods now do ya?

_{I hear they eat violators for breakfast 👀}