Ahhh... A world where cloths can talk to you! Fashion will never be the same again!

_{Aiit. I'mma just go ahead and steal that invention idea}

Or "I have torn don't wear me or buy me" for clothes that have an unnoticed tear

Lmao, I'm pretty sure that if it were my clothes talking, they would urge to me to go ahead and wear them regardless, just so they could have a good laugh at the expense of my bare bottom!😆