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Despite -14.5 Celsius and some stiff winds, we ventured out to into the tundra to take advantage of Winterfest. The severe temperatures and risk of frostbite seemed to extinguish the numbers toward the middle of the afternoon which left us with the rink almost to ourselves.
Here, you get to strap razor sharp blades to your feet, scare some little girls, and try not to wipe out extraordinarily. Did I succeed or will you get to take a spill over the short boards right onto your lid with me? Guess you have to click and see.
