Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #18:
Q: Are you married?
A: No, I'm divorced.
Q: And what did your husband do before you divorced him?
A: A lot of things I didn't know about.
QOTD:
"You want me to put holes in my ears and hang things from them?
How... tribal."
This is clearly another case of too many mad scientists, and not enough
hunchbacks.