Probable-Possible, my black hen,
She lays eggs in the Relative When.
She doesn't lay eggs in the Positive Now
Because she's unable to postulate How.
-- Frederick Winsor
"What do you do when your real life exceeds your wildest fantasies?"
"You keep it to yourself."
-- Broadcast News
There is a great discovery still to be made in Literature: that of
paying literary men by the quantity they do NOT write.
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