She's a foodie,
And she is food
Wrapped in a hoodie
I uncover her hood
And she discovers I am
More of a foodie than
She ever was
I'm way worse
But only when only she's on
The menu.
The men you
See flocking around her venue
Have caught her scent in the air
They're hounding
But when it is dinner time
I'll be the one pounding
Not them.
For them naught,
For me nut,
Then she'll eat it
Cos remember she's a foodie
Just that she's food too,
So whatever she does to a meal
I'll do to her times two.
The End
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