The women carrying big bags should be repulsive: ok, plug your old phone into the back pocket.
Women who put a phone in the back pocket are shitty: yes orrayt, use a little bag.
Women who use small bags are even more shitty: where am I going to carry this phone? Is it okay to wear it? into the bra?
Red-colored women are repulsive, I am very disgusted with them: take acetone, take out reds, make french.
French manicured women are very annoying: i do not wear nail polish at all.
Women without drugs are very sloppy: your zipper is very sloppy
Thick eyebrows pusher: where is my tweezer
The fuzzy lips are even more repulsive: anyway it will be lengthened in a month
White-skinned ladies like cheese: a little tanning, I beg you to ahmet, let me sunbathe on the very precious terrace.
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