Mushroom Head Shaped...okay. This woman is confused about what you are supposed to do with a cock ring...also why is it big enough for a horse! Wait....What's a G-Stop?

This damn catjerk

Image from archive.org Okay you are way better off listening to the audio version from the Awkward Years in Hazleton. It's a lot funnier, but I've included a text version (that is kind of different, since

First time at McCarthy’s and I can promise will be back! The Atmosphere was dingy and sad, it kind of reminded me when I went on a tour of Auschwitz as a Senior in high school. The staff seemed to give

I’ve always kind of had a thing for teenage tragedy songs, I’m not sure if it comes from my creepy kid deathsession, or if there is just something I dig about the drama of them. There are so many of them

The sadness of Chester & Lester the conjoined werewolf twins.

I’ve always loved seeing punks in movies and TV, ever since the episode of Silver Spoons where Ricky and future actual punk Corky Pigeon (he played drums in the criminally underrated The Gain and a bunch

I'm a person, just like everyone else. I take bathroom selfies, because "the lighting". I'm a comedian/comedy writer from the Scranton/Wilkes-Barre area. I'm on most social media as

John Murray Spear was born in Boston in 1804 and was a member of the Universalist Church Of America from a young age, eventually becoming a pastor in in 1830. By 1830 He was becoming quite an activist.