<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>https://ecency.com</link><image><url>https://ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>https://ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2026 21:20:03 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://ecency.com/@yeselliott/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Some things I've Spotted On the Wish App]]></title><description><![CDATA[Mushroom Head Shaped...okay. This woman is confused about what you are supposed to do with a cock ring...also why is it big enough for a horse! Wait....What's a G-Stop?]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@yeselliott/some-things-i-ve-spotted-on-the-wish-app</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@yeselliott/some-things-i-ve-spotted-on-the-wish-app</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[yeselliott]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 13 Feb 2018 20:39:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/TZjG7hXReeVthqpTJZmwvzsLcvMeG4TU4Gjdfy25wcbjB6BB1EJvBCnunWqf19gSpcHLMHEXwxY8pRBhnBUD5npiwxhJBaDxThrafdsJ4wiQEjFsQbLR6z6oDeunR4DKbvz94qA9mpEcoQ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[This damn catjerk]]></title><link>https://ecency.com/@yeselliott/this-damn-catjerk</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@yeselliott/this-damn-catjerk</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[yeselliott]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 08 Feb 2018 18:04:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/S5Eokt4BcQdk7EHeT1aYjzebg2hC7hkthT45eLirGAFmMvTS4kRhTku7Wz6wdacQPX8zZyY?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[True Tales Of Being A Shitty Boy Scout]]></title><description><![CDATA[Image from archive.org Okay you are way better off listening to the audio version from the Awkward Years in Hazleton. It's a lot funnier, but I've included a text version (that is kind of different, since]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@yeselliott/true-tales-of-being-a-shitty-boy-scout</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@yeselliott/true-tales-of-being-a-shitty-boy-scout</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[yeselliott]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2018 21:01:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXYkjdj4NPQqnTC653mhJnCS9DcEMZ7TZ5mtrzfKXmWwPRKc2zsBChFcu5JDNWRA1EFgGtZfsvLv?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[First Visit To McCarthy's Restaurant: A Yelp Review.]]></title><description><![CDATA[First time at McCarthy’s and I can promise will be back! The Atmosphere was dingy and sad, it kind of reminded me when I went on a tour of Auschwitz as a Senior in high school. The staff seemed to give]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@yeselliott/first-visit-to-mccarthy-s-restaurant-a-yelp-review</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@yeselliott/first-visit-to-mccarthy-s-restaurant-a-yelp-review</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[yeselliott]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 03 Feb 2018 21:17:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[TEENAGE BODYCOUNT! or Teenage Death Songs are fun!]]></title><description><![CDATA[I’ve always kind of had a thing for teenage tragedy songs, I’m not sure if it comes from my creepy kid deathsession, or if there is just something I dig about the drama of them. There are so many of them]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@yeselliott/teenage-bodycount-or-teenage-death-songs-are-fun</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@yeselliott/teenage-bodycount-or-teenage-death-songs-are-fun</guid><category><![CDATA[music]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[yeselliott]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 01 Feb 2018 19:21:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/S5Eokt4BcQdk7EHeT1aYjzebg2hC7hkthT45e6GEL51Rj5K6sQLWbVCTTYticHM9QE9i8WJ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The sadness of Chester & Lester the conjoined werewolf twins.]]></title><link>https://ecency.com/@yeselliott/the-sadness-of-chester-and-lester-the-conjoined-werewolf-twins</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@yeselliott/the-sadness-of-chester-and-lester-the-conjoined-werewolf-twins</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[yeselliott]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 31 Jan 2018 19:25:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/S5Eokt4BcQdk7EHeT1aYjzebg2hC7hkthT45e9Xw64SBaYGmzTa9Lu35788oaZymajS5AVU?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Fake Punx Rule!]]></title><description><![CDATA[I’ve always loved seeing punks in movies and TV, ever since the episode of Silver Spoons where Ricky and future actual punk Corky Pigeon (he played drums in the criminally underrated The Gain and a bunch]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@yeselliott/fake-punx-rule</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@yeselliott/fake-punx-rule</guid><category><![CDATA[punk]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[yeselliott]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 30 Jan 2018 07:20:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/S5Eokt4BcQdk7EHeT1aYjzebg2hC7hkthT45e9wHe6AD8CPuK5UfULPybFR7baT3e9ZsdKt?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Okay, so a bit about me...]]></title><description><![CDATA[I'm a person, just like everyone else. I take bathroom selfies, because "the lighting". I'm a comedian/comedy writer from the Scranton/Wilkes-Barre area. I'm on most social media as]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@yeselliott/okay-so-a-bit-about-me</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@yeselliott/okay-so-a-bit-about-me</guid><category><![CDATA[introduceyourself]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[yeselliott]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 29 Jan 2018 17:41:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/2923mN3pnd7PrxqAS8My84z8QnDpEsSBnKFsBYXvo5oke5xV685SktxL1mGieNGTNhX8QG6xNA4xvKx34mxGgbUXZyH4oGMBgKVABxivxS3T8i?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Great Americans! John Murray Spear!]]></title><description><![CDATA[John Murray Spear was born in Boston in 1804 and was a member of the Universalist Church Of America from a young age, eventually becoming a pastor in in 1830. By 1830 He was becoming quite an activist.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@yeselliott/great-americans-john-murray-spear</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@yeselliott/great-americans-john-murray-spear</guid><category><![CDATA[history]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[yeselliott]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 29 Jan 2018 16:57:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/PB8ro82ZpZP5xqHVTtgzxr9jRnPYTxeDK7ZMexdNkSusbNKxG9QrbKcUFEGoWU9X67fR7A8hi5nj8uMsnY4mYQvBAY7ciNcFydjfGjrv7pFfFr2z?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>