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I had a dream about cupcakes. Then I rolled out of bed, remembering that it hadn't been a dream at all. A cupcake really had chased me down the road, and tried to eat me!
Yes I know how absurd that sounds! Cupcakes don't eat people. People eat cupcakes.
Unfortunately for the human race, these aren't your normal type of cupcake. They were thrown into the landfill, and landed in biological waste.
Rumor had it that before finding its final home in our landfill, said waste came from a highly experimental research facility, then moved to a nuclear power plant for temporary storage.
"Oh well, at least they're too soft to break windows or doors," I thought as I tied my shoes.
I heard a scream in the distance, and looked out.
Three human-sized cupcakes were fusing into one monstrous, car-sized nightmare. It rolled towards my neighbor's house, intent on the large glass patio door.
The glass held, and the cupcake went splat. "Good!" I thought.
Then the mess pulled itself back together, and stalked off sullenly.
I grabbed my keys off the table, and began to prepare for a very long road trip.
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Edit 1:
I had a dream about cupcakes. Then I rolled out of bed, remembering that it hadn't been a dream at all. A cupcake really had chased me down the road, and tried to eat me! Yes I know how absurd that sounds! Cupcakes don't eat people. People eat cupcakes.Unfortunately for the human race, these aren't your normal type of cupcake. They were thrown into the landfill, and landed in biological waste. Rumor had it that before finding its final home in our landfill, said waste came from a highly experimental research facility, then moved to a nuclear power plant for temporary storage." Oh well, at least they're too soft to break windows or doors," I thought as I tied my shoes.I heard a scream in the distance, and looked out. Three human-sized cupcakes were fusing into one monstrous, car-sized nightmare. It rolled towards my neighbor's house, intent on the large glass patio door. The glass held, and the cupcake went splat. "Good!" I thought. Then the mess pulled itself back together, and stalked off sullenly.I grabbed my keys off the table, and began to prepare for a very long road trip.
Edit 2:
I had a dream about cupcakes. Then I rolled out of bed, remembering that it hadn't been a dream at all. A cupcake really had chased me down the road, and tried to eat me! Yes, I know how absurd that sounds! Cupcakes don't eat people. People eat cupcakes. Unfortunately for the human race, these aren't your normal type of cupcake. They were thrown into the landfill, and landed in biological waste. Rumor had it that before finding its final home in our landfill, said waste came from a highly experimental research facility, then moved to a nuclear power plant for temporary storage." Oh well, at least they're too soft to break windows or doors," I thought as I tied my shoes.I heard a scream in the distance, and looked out. Three human-sized cupcakes were fused into one monstrous, car-sized nightmare. It rolled towards my neighbor's house, intent on the large glass patio door. The glass held, and the cupcake went splat. "Good!" I thought. Then the mess pulled itself back together, and stalked off sullenly.I grabbed my keys off the table, and began to prepare for a very long road trip.
