American actress Christina Hendricks, Free Comic Book Day, and suspicious, stubborn protein stains aren’t mentioned much in this edition . . . nothing more here than stupid questions. Here is the latest batch, dudes and chicks:
Did they purposely make “dyslexia” hard to spell?
Sheila asked: Do aliens lock their spaceship doors as they are flying by Earth?
Have you ever been so angry with someone for whom you cook that you spit, or snotted or otherwise added your own special ingredient into their meal?
On a related note, why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor when dish detergent is made with real lemons?
Has anyone noticed the frequency of foot-related questions lately?
If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? (Think about it.)
If the Number 2 pencil is the most popular pencil then why don’t they call it Number 1?
What part of the word “illegal” do some of you guys STILL not get?
Why is it called “beauty sleep” when you wake up looking like a troll?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Would you even care if I failed to include pictures of lesbians here?
Did you know that sometimes I have a great stupid question to add to this series but then forget said question?
If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green and a lemon called a yellow?
Are you tired of these stupid questions yet? (That very well could ne since at this point we might not make it to number 100.)
“What Goes On?” (What goes on where?)
“Where’s The Orchestra?” (In the pit?)
“Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby (Standing In The Shadow)?” (If I had, I wouldn’t have taken down my pants!)
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