American actress Shannen Doherty, so-called “transgender troops” and whatever internet controversy is stealing precious moments from your life this week are not mentioned much in this edition . . . nothing more here than stupid questions. Here is the latest batch, males and females:
One final “Hollywood Squares” question from Judy:
The late Paul Lynde was asked: “In the Bible, who is Naomi’s faithful companion?”
He answered: “Tonto.”
Overhead the other day: “Do female cats have a clitoris?”
Is it true that lesbians like p*nis just not everything attached to it?
Is it just me or are other white folks p*ssed off every time some self-hating white armchair social justice warrior uses the term “white privilege”?
Is telling a girl on a Christian dating website that you would happily lick her all over until she drowned you with her pleasure juices coming on too strong?
Do you prefer glass or rubber plugs?
Is it OK to ask a girl to fart in a coffee can the first time you meet her?
Is not being able to get from your bed to the shower in the morning without farting “The Star-Spangled Banner” a natural part of growing old?
What part of the word “illegal” do some of you STILL not understand?
On a related note, do you know why there were only 3,000 Mexicans at the battle of the Alamo? (They only had four trucks.)
Would you even care if I failed to include pictures of lesbians here?
Are you tired of these stupid questions yet?
“Ask Me Why” (Why ask why?)
“Where Do The Children Go?” (I got nothing. This is just a band from back “home.”)
“Who Wants The World?” (Is it for sale?)
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